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My Warm-Up Acts at the RSA/Cloud Security Alliance Summit Are Interesting…

Red and Yellow, two of M&M's

Besides a panel or two and another circus-act talk with Rich Mogull, I’m thrilled to be invited to present again at the Cloud Security Alliance Summit at RSA this year.

One of my previous keynotes at a CSA event was well received: Cloudersize – A cardio, strength & conditioning program for a firmer, more toned *aaS

Normally when negotiating to perform at such a venue, I have my people send my diva list over to the conference organizers.  You know, the normal stuff: only red M&M’s, Tupac walkout music, fuzzy blue cashmere slippers and Hoffaccinos on tap in the green room.

This year, understanding we are all under pressure given the tough economic climate, I relaxed my requirements and instead took a deal for a couple of ace warm-up speakers to goose the crowd prior to my arrival.

Here’s who Jim managed to scrape up:

9:00AM – 9:40AM // Keynote: “Cloud 2: Proven, Trusted and Secure”
Speaker: Marc Benioff, CEO, Salesforce.com

9:40AM – 10:10AM // Keynote: Vivek Kundra, CIO, White House

10:10AM – 10:30AM // Presentation: “Commode Computing: Relevant Advances In Toiletry – From Squat Pots to Cloud Bots – Waste Management Through Security Automation”
Presenting: Christofer Hoff, Director, Cloud & Virtualization Solutions, Cisco Systems

I guess I can’t complain ;)

See you there. Bring rose petals and Evian as token gifts to my awesomeness, won’t you?

/Hoff

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  1. Ken Hester
    February 14th, 2011 at 12:27 | #1

    Your presentation at the Cloud Security Alliance today was a load of crap but I thoroughly enjoyed it. That Toto unit sounds promising. :-)

  2. February 16th, 2011 at 00:26 | #2

    Hoff,

    I checked out your Cloudersize on slideshare.net and the advert on the bottom right was for an exercise plan for getting slim and ripped fast.

    Irony.Lovely.

    - Allen

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