VMworld – v0dgeball Deathmatch Details: vSquirrels vs. Sakacc’s Army…
So – a little more detail?
- The game = dodgeball, 10-person teams, following official NADA dodgeball rules here.
- The location = VMware vGym has been graciously offered (here)
- The date/time = Thursday, Sept 2nd, 8pm PT
Here’s all the FAQ you could possibly need:
Q: Will it be broadcast?
A: DAMN STRAIGHT – I want to televise destroying Chad
Q: What do I need to bring refreshment wise?
A: Nada, I’m bringing the beer kegs (still working out details on this one)
Q: What do I need to know about dodgeball to follow the exciting matches?
A1: That people wearing gold shorts and knee high socks are acutely aware of just how cool that makes them.
A2: In the immortal words of Patches O’Houlihan: “If you’re going to become true dodgeballers, then you’ve got to learn the five d’s of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!”
…Oh and Chad – BRING IT.
NOTE: If you want to sign up for the vSquirrels team, add your name in the comments below. The team size is 10, but if more people sign up, we’ll feign injury and do substitutions.
Remember, you get to bounce balls off Sakacc and his army of EMC Cloud’sperts. For free. With beer. [some of that sounds appealing, other bits quite wrong.]