Just What the Hell Is a Hoffacc[h]ino, Anyway?
You may have heard of it.
It’s quite possibly the fundamental underpinning of the entire security industry; a veritable life-source for over-worked security folk. It’s apparently critical to the success of Cloud, as you can see from the picture to the right.
You may hear it muttered and wonder “Just what the hell is a Hoffac[h]ino, anyway?”
Go to your local Starbucks and order the following:
Venti Starbucks Doubleshot on ice. 6 shots, 3 Splenda (can sub sugar,) no classic (syrup,) breve (that’s 1/2 and 1/2 for those of you who don’t speak Strabucktalian.)
I cannot take responsibility for substitutions, because the recipe above took dozens of iterations to perfect for balance acidity, sweetness, caffeine, creaminess and mouth feel.
It’s like an americano over ice (without water to dilute) with splenda and 1/2 and 1/2, and it’s shaken which makes a big difference for some reason.
Now you know.
Everyone groans when they hear it. Then they try it. Then they’re hooked.