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Chuck Norris Can’t Kill SOA

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As a reprise to the cartoon published earlier today, here’s all you ever need to know about SOA; well, a few things actually.  The entire list is here. 

  • SOA is the only thing Chuck Norris can’t kill.
  • SOA invented the internet, and the internet was invented for SOA.
  • SOA is not complex. You are just dumb.
  • In the last year, SOA increased Turkey’s GDP by a factor of 10.
  • One person successfully described SOA completely, and immediately died.
  • Another person successfully described SOA completely, and was immediately outsourced.
  • Larry Ellison once died in a terrible accident, but was quickly
    given SOA. He came back to life, built a multibillion dollar software
    company, and now flies fighter jets.
  • Guns don’t kill people, the SOA WS-* stack kills people.
  • SOA can write and compile itself.
  • SOA is an anagram for OSA, which means female bear in spanish. It
    is a well-known fact in the spanish-speaking world that female bears
    are able to model business processes and optimize reusable IT assets
    better than any other hibernating animal.
  • SOA is so great 10 facts aren’t enough.
  • SOA is the mistress to all CIOs.
  • SOA is just one letter away from SOB. On purpose.
  • If a tree falls in the forest, SOA knows about it.
  • If you google ‘SAP’ and ‘Chuck Norris’, the top site is SOA Facts.
  • SOA is being used in the developing world to solve hunger. Entire populations will be fed on future business value.

…now you know.

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  1. March 3rd, 2007 at 06:33 | #1

    No wonder some of the people I know are so gung-ho about SOA… if they keep talking about how great it is, they don't have to actually produce anything except for more hyperbole.

  2. March 4th, 2007 at 12:45 | #2

    Chuck had it all

    The Chuck Norris facts say everything about our maker.
    But did you know that Chuck had his own jeans collection?
    Think you will look at ebay for some of his jeans.
    Found in this not so seriousSOA article.

  3. March 4th, 2007 at 16:45 | #3

    Chuck had it all

    The Chuck Norris facts say everything about our maker.
    But did you know that Chuck had his own jeans collection?
    Think you will look at ebay for some of his jeans.
    Found in this not so seriousSOA article.

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