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George Carlin, Lenny Bruce & The Unspeakable Seven Dirty Words of Cloud Security

George Carlin
Cover of George Carlin

I have an upcoming cloud security presentation in which I map George Carlin’s “Seven Dirty Words” to Cloud Security challenges. ┬áThis shall accompany my presentation at the Cloud Security Alliance Summit at the RSA Conference titled: Commode Computing: Relevant Advances In Toiletry – From Squat Pots to Cloud Bots – Waste Management Through Security Automation”

I’ll leave it as an exercise for the reader to relate my 7 dirty words to George’s originals:

Scalability
Portability
Fungibility
Compliance
Cost
Manageability
Trust

Of course I could have modeled the talk after Lenny Bruce’s original nine dirty words that spawned George’s, but seven of nine appealed to the geek in me.

/Hoff

P.S. George looks remarkably like Vint Cerf in that picture above…uncanny.

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