Cloud Fiction: Say ‘Cloud’ Again. I Dare You, I Double Dare You…
Overheard in the backroom of an audit meeting:
Brett: No, no, I just want you to know… I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and the Cloud thing. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never…
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What’s the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What do these Clouds look like?
Brett: Cloud, what?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: Cloud what? What? Wh – ?
Jules: “Cloud” ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of. They speak English in Cloud?
Brett: Cloud, what?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I’m sayin’!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what the Cloud looks like!
Brett: Cloud what?
Jules: Say ‘Cloud, what’ again. Say ‘Cloud, what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say Cloud one more Goddamn time!
Don’t be a square, Daddy-o.
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